So basically...
Apples to Apples is an EPIC game.
Brant started up a round with the word "Patriotic." Apparently two people had very different views of the definition of the word "Patriotic" and Brant had to make the very difficult decision between John F. Kennedy and the assisination of John F. Kennedy.
Tip when playing Apples to Apples: If you really want to manipulate your opponents into picking your card, rejoice when you get the "Create your own card" cards. Especially when the green card is "Sweet" and the judge person (aka Rachael) has a boyfriend (aka Garrett) and a roommate that they love to pieces (aka Jade) and you (aka me) have the freedom to substitute the names of said people onto the card. Just know that basically you will be the champion of that round and the others will be left in the dust with their jaws on the ground dumbfounded by your awesomeness.
The green cards you achieve by the end of the game can tell you much about the kind of person your opponents are. We all learned that Brant is Charming and Magically Delicious. Rachael is Arrogant, Wicked, Patriotic (yes, she thinks that the killing of JFK was patriotic. Sick sick mind.) and Inspirational. But hey tell us something we don't know right?
After the game, us girls were in a very curious mood. Fortunately we had a man around who we could ask questions that have been haunting the female population for years...
Can guys pee sitting down?
Isn't it awkward when you have to go to the bathroom in a public bathroom?
What happens when you have to go, like, you know, #3?
Can we marry you and become your sister wives?
One word.
Hilarious.
Well, now we are going to top off the night with a nice chick flick.
And just one more thing to remember me by until tomorrow...
"You are dumb. You are really dumb, fur real."
Peace and Blessings!!
Becky, I love it! Best story I've heard all day :) You win.
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